4/20 Hollandaise It

ISSUE #1

It's 4/20 and every time I smoke weed I have to sit in the bathroom for fifty minutes or I'll throw up or poop, or both.

I still do not learn from this.  The last time I smoked weed was two days ago (we're all friends here).

In honor of my body and my choices, here are eleven songs I put on when I'm high to calm me down.  Because maybe you want to partake today, even if you're prone to freak-outs.  Let's help each other!

Love me some eggs benedict,

Jeff

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